Thursday, September 18, 2008

I NO LONGER FEEL SAFE IN MY OWN HOME!!!

OK... THE WORST THING EVER HAPPENED LATE LAST NIGHT!!!! I WAS GETTING READY TO GO TO BED , AS I WALKED INTO THE LIVING ROOM , I SEE SOMETHING MOVE...
I LOOKED DOWN AND IT WAS A SCORPION!!!!!!!!! HOLY COW!!!!
I SCREAMED FOR DALE TO COME... HE WAS IN THE BACK OF THE HOUSE.
HE RAN AS FAST AS HE COULD , 1. BECAUSE I SCREAMED LIKE I WAS DYING..LOL.. AND 2. BECAUSE I YELLED SCORPION.
HE CHASED IT AROUND THE LIVING ROOM AND FINALLY KILLED IT. I WAS SO TERRIFIED!
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS A SCORPION DOING IN MY HOUSE?!?!!?! I DONT LIVE IN THE DESERT!! LOL!
IT WAS HUUUUUUUGE!!! LOL..... AT LEAST 3 FEET LONG! LOL.. AND IT TRIED TO EAT ME WHOLE!
LOL...J/K.. BUT YOU KNOW I HAD TO MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT!
WE WENT TO BED AND I WOULD NOT QUIT TALKING ABOUT IT. DALE WAS LAUGHING HIS BUTT OFF. HE SAID HE USED TO SEE THEM IN THE HOUSE FROM TIME TO TIME...
I TOLD HIM I WAS AFRAID FOR MY LIFE. IT COULD HAVE MADE ME DEATHLY ILL, OR EVEN KILLED ME!!!! LOL
WHAT IF IT HAD HURT ONE OF MY PRECIOUS PUPPIES???? (LORD KNOWS IT WAS THE SIZE OF ONE OF THEM!! LOL!!)
OR EVEN OUR CHILD!! HOW CAN I PROTECT HER?!!?!!? I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO SCARED IN ALL MY LIFE!
WHERE DID THIS HORRIFIC THING COME FROM?

IT IS TRULY SAD WHEN YOU DONT FEEL SAFE IN YOUR HOME ANYMORE!


LOL.... GOOD THING HE WAS SO SMALL YOU COULD BARELY SEE HIM...LOL..
HE WAS BARELY THE SIZE OF ONE OF THOSE GIANT CARPENTER ANTS.
MY NEXT QUESTION WHEN I SAW IT WAS.....
OK .. SO HE IS SMALL.. BUT WHERE IS THE MOMMA???? LOL!!!

CAN YOU SAY DRAMA QUEEN???

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Holy Crap, I would have freaked out!!! That was funny when you finally said what size it was,lol

AMANDA said...

YEA DAWG... THAT JOKER WAS HUGE!!LOL!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hilarious! I thought an earwig was a scorpion one time,lol
I was freakin out

deLa said...

i housesat for someone and i saw one there. it was right when me and bradley started dating and i called him crying and made him stay on the phone with me for hours. i dont know what i thought he could do on the other end of the phone, but it made me feel better.

sounds like you need a good bug man! i know one, i know one!!!

Jaime said...

Haha!! I laugh, but I would have screamed too! Scorpions are just plan scary!! I'm glad Dale was there to protect you and you survived. :)