I NO LONGER FEEL SAFE IN MY OWN HOME!!!

OK... THE WORST THING EVER HAPPENED LATE LAST NIGHT!!!! I WAS GETTING READY TO GO TO BED , AS I WALKED INTO THE LIVING ROOM , I SEE SOMETHING MOVE...
I LOOKED DOWN AND IT WAS A SCORPION!!!!!!!!! HOLY COW!!!!
I SCREAMED FOR DALE TO COME... HE WAS IN THE BACK OF THE HOUSE.
HE RAN AS FAST AS HE COULD , 1. BECAUSE I SCREAMED LIKE I WAS DYING..LOL.. AND 2. BECAUSE I YELLED SCORPION.
HE CHASED IT AROUND THE LIVING ROOM AND FINALLY KILLED IT. I WAS SO TERRIFIED!
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS A SCORPION DOING IN MY HOUSE?!?!!?! I DONT LIVE IN THE DESERT!! LOL!
IT WAS HUUUUUUUGE!!! LOL..... AT LEAST 3 FEET LONG! LOL.. AND IT TRIED TO EAT ME WHOLE!
LOL...J/K.. BUT YOU KNOW I HAD TO MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT!
WE WENT TO BED AND I WOULD NOT QUIT TALKING ABOUT IT. DALE WAS LAUGHING HIS BUTT OFF. HE SAID HE USED TO SEE THEM IN THE HOUSE FROM TIME TO TIME...
I TOLD HIM I WAS AFRAID FOR MY LIFE. IT COULD HAVE MADE ME DEATHLY ILL, OR EVEN KILLED ME!!!! LOL
WHAT IF IT HAD HURT ONE OF MY PRECIOUS PUPPIES???? (LORD KNOWS IT WAS THE SIZE OF ONE OF THEM!! LOL!!)
OR EVEN OUR CHILD!! HOW CAN I PROTECT HER?!!?!!? I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO SCARED IN ALL MY LIFE!
WHERE DID THIS HORRIFIC THING COME FROM?

IT IS TRULY SAD WHEN YOU DONT FEEL SAFE IN YOUR HOME ANYMORE!


LOL.... GOOD THING HE WAS SO SMALL YOU COULD BARELY SEE HIM...LOL..
HE WAS BARELY THE SIZE OF ONE OF THOSE GIANT CARPENTER ANTS.
MY NEXT QUESTION WHEN I SAW IT WAS.....
OK .. SO HE IS SMALL.. BUT WHERE IS THE MOMMA???? LOL!!!

CAN YOU SAY DRAMA QUEEN???

"THE PRICE OF VICTORY IS HIGH.... BUT SO ARE THE REWARDS" (COACH BEAR BRYANT)

WE WON!!!!!!!! WE KNOCKED OFF THE #9 RANKED FAVORED TO WIN THE ACC CHAMPIONSHIP AND COULD HAVE GONE UNDEFEATED CLEMSON TEAM!!!!!!


BAMA WAS BACK LAST SATURDAY NIGHT... IT WAS OLD SCHOOL BAMA TOO!!
THEY LOOKED LIKE A CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM!! (AN SEC CHAMPIONSHIP THAT IS)
I AM SO PROUD OF MY BOYS! HOPEFULLY WE KEEP THIS UP!
IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I HAVE SEEN MY BAMA BOYS COME OUT WITH SO MUCH CONFIDENCE ! NOT ONE MISTAKE WAS MADE!!
WE ARE GETTING BETTER.. AUBURNS GETTING SUCKIER..LOL.... MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!

SEC FOOTBALL ROCKS!! BAMA FOOTBALL ROCKS!!!

GOSH DARN RIGHT ROLL TIDE!!!!!!